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i'm awake ugh, tell me a bed time story









once upon a time there was a dragon and a shark the dragon really wanted to be able to swim under the water like the shark and the shark wanted to be able to fly and walk on land like the dragon the dragon was like hey shark wanna trade body parts and the shark was like ok dude so the dragon cut off his wings and legs and then cut off the sharks fins they got their sloth friend to sew each of their body parts to each other but the sloth was too slow and eventually the shark and dragon died from bleeding out so much the sloth later on died from being a slow idiot the end.

I think the moral of this story is that if you ask a sloth to do surgery on you, you will die.

moral of the story is sloths are evil devils and use their slowness as an excuse to commit brutal murders to really cool animals they’re jealous of.



sloth nation.

No periods in that story!

there no time to stop the sloths are coming.

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